Clearly Criminal, FL In a situation not thought to have ever happened before, the latest lawsuit against Scamatology's "drug rehab" unit puts the amount of lawsuits more than the actual members of the Church of Scamatology cult.
"Everybody wants to be a Scamatologist and they're all jealous of us. That's why everybody sues us all the time, because they are jealous. And suing us is the only way they think they can get close to us. But they're wrong. If they have lots of money, we would be glad to let them join and allow us to scam them of their money. That's how we roll," spoke the diminutive dictator of Scamatology, Davey Makemerich.