Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Written by Al N.

Friday, 12 September 2014

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Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-President Dick Cheney, who tried to no avail to get out of the vehicle after it had been hit.

"Typical," said Bieber. "Cheney once again has no exit strategy," said Bieber as he threw eggs at Cheney's vehicle and then got in his Ferrari and sped off.

President Barack Obama, upon hearing that Bieber had hit and egged Cheney, immediately issued a pardon absolving the delinquent Canadian of any responsibility in the incident.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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