Wassilly, Alaska Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was dismayed when trying to enter the Celebrity Centre of the L.A. branch of the Church of Scamatology.
"They told me I wasn't a celebrity!" shouted Palin. "I said, 'Do you know who the #@%$ I am?' and they said that unless I was a famous artist, actor, or recording star I really didn't qualify. I pointed out to them that Jason Lee and Kirstie Alley were allowed to go in and they hadn't been famous for a long time! So I will see them in court as soon as I can find a lawyer who doesn't hang up as soon as they hear my name."
The Church of Scamatology had no comment since, reportedly, all their spokespeople have been locked up in the church prison.
