Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

Funny story written by Auntie Jean

Sunday, 5 October 2014

image for Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque
Off the menu at Mosques

After a man of Eastern origin yesterday walked into a chapel and ordered fish, chips and a pickled egg, calls to clearly mark places of worship were made in Scunthorpe.

Last week two inebriated couples walked into Scunthorpe's Kirk St. Mosque and tried to place an order for one chicken tikka masala, one lamb korma, two chicken jalfrezis, four naan breads, a family sized portion of pilaw rice, papadums and pickles.

The Mosque elders re-directed the couples to the Taj Mahal Restaurant and take away across the street and asked them to order eight prawn Byriani dishes and four vegetable curry side dishes for 11.30.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more