After a man of Eastern origin yesterday walked into a chapel and ordered fish, chips and a pickled egg, calls to clearly mark places of worship were made in Scunthorpe.
Last week two inebriated couples walked into Scunthorpe's Kirk St. Mosque and tried to place an order for one chicken tikka masala, one lamb korma, two chicken jalfrezis, four naan breads, a family sized portion of pilaw rice, papadums and pickles.
The Mosque elders re-directed the couples to the Taj Mahal Restaurant and take away across the street and asked them to order eight prawn Byriani dishes and four vegetable curry side dishes for 11.30.