David Cameron is so enthused with the reception his speech at the Conservative Party Conference received in the Daily Mail he is ordering his whole Cabinet to wear black shirts as a mark of respect.
Further, the praise from the Sun has encouraged him to take Andy Coulson back on to his payroll as soon as possible. It is thought that when Coulson goes to an open prison he will be able to get Day Release in order to give the PM invaluable advice on tactics for his election campaign.
Finally he is seeking to appoint another of his favourites, Rebecca Brooks, as his new Minister of Justice.
In a statement from No 10 Cameron announced that 'Rebecca would have a rare insight into the workings of the Justice system that will be invaluable to the Tories'. The announcement ended LOL.