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Funny story: We Might as Well be Walking on the Sun

We Might as Well be Walking on the Sun

Many of us are already well aware that sanctions against the Putin regime have inconvenienced Vladimir Putin and his oligarchy. Oleg Deripaska was given a free ride from the U.S. Senate with regards to the sanctions against him. But Putin realizes...

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Funny story: Man Sustained Eye Injury Looking For Super Blood Red Wolf Sun

Man Sustained Eye Injury Looking For Super Blood Red Wolf Sun

A man who stood outside his house for more than four hours on Monday in an attempt to view what astronomers described as a Super Blood Red Wolf Sun, had to return inside unsuccessfully after straining his eyes, and making them bloodshot. Moys Kenw...

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Funny story: After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After breaking each and every morning in memorable history, Dawn (also known as Sunrise and/or Aurora) finally got a much-needed fix. “Nights are tough,” admitted Dawn, in a rare moment of vulnerability. “Right before I wake up, I experience this...

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Funny story: NASA postpones mission to the Sun

NASA postpones mission to the Sun

Bright thing in the sky, great lighter of days and harbinger of daytime. The Sun is something that most of us see every day (but not every night). NASA have promised for years to send a mission to conquer the fiery body, but have run into problems.

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Funny story: UK Heatwave Kills Grass

UK Heatwave Kills Grass

As the UK baked in the sweltering hot weather yesterday, with temperatures in the high-90s commonplace, one woman told her neighbor that the grass was dead, like it was in 1976. Madge Frobisher of Port Vale, a keen weather watcher, said: "It's...

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Funny story: Newspaper Headlines Roundup

Newspaper Headlines Roundup

In a diatribe today under the headline "Brexit Traitors", Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre, writing from his EU funded estate in Scotland, rails against the length of time Brexit is taking. He calls Prime MInister Theresa May a "fucking Remainer bitch" a...

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Funny story: Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

A survey of people of voting age in the UK has found that a small majority - 52% - don't pay any attention to the election until polling day itself when they just read the front page of a tabloid newspaper. Barry Sheen, 37, of Epping Forest is a p...

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Funny story: Sunshine in Seattle blinds thousands

Sunshine in Seattle blinds thousands

Emergency rooms in the sea side town of Seattle were bulging at the seams on Satuday due to what some are calling "sudden on-set blindness." Known as the wetest town north of the Joshua tree's in the Nevada dessert, even seasoned Seattlelites wer...

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Funny story: Liverpools Brexit Bounce

Liverpools Brexit Bounce

In a move that will infuriate Brexit supporters everywhere Liverpool are eying up the transfer of Iranian striker Sardar Azmoun from Russian side FC Rostov. Predictably the hard working British people have had their say on this national scandal.

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Funny story: Terror Attack Jumps Out Of Cupboard At The UK

Terror Attack Jumps Out Of Cupboard At The UK

"A UK terror attack is a matter of IF and not WHEN" The headline screamed out at us as we began lifting chunks of the article off the well respected news website and pasting it into our own. It sent a chill down our spine. A anonymous MET police c...

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Funny story: The Sun V the Sun

The Sun V the Sun

As Britain resides in the grip of a paralysis due to a foreign invader (the sun) Back and to the Left news decided to get some insight into this deadly heat wave. We spoke to Sun journalist Farr Right to try and gauge the nation's feelings on these,...

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Funny story: "Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

"Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

After The Sun newspaper published footage of our beloved monarch giving what appears to be a Nazi salute, Buckingham Palace officials have been quick to deny rumours her majesty was a Nazi sympathiser or even a member of the Hitler Youth. In the g...

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Funny story: Cool Moon vs. hot Sun

Cool Moon vs. hot Sun

Standing next to a 4-meter-tall-5-meter long catwalk wall, I saw a cat condescendingly walking along the top of the wall. Seeing me, the cat stopped; suspiciously looked at me as a source of threat. Now, he launched a 3-pronged drones: seeing, hearing and olfactory. The confused cat put the bottom down; kept wagging his tail and winked inquisitively. At this time, instinct came to his aide an...

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Funny story: Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to stop global warming. The fear was, that with all the snow accumulated throughout the polar ice caps and the North East part...

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Funny story: Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

David Cameron is so enthused with the reception his speech at the Conservative Party Conference received in the Daily Mail he is ordering his whole Cabinet to wear black shirts as a mark of respect. Further, the praise from the Sun has encouraged...

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Funny story: Miliband Apologises For 'Page 3' Girl Affair

Miliband Apologises For 'Page 3' Girl Affair

An apology was issued today by Labour Party leader Ed Miliband. It comes after he was subjected to a slew of criticism following the release of pictures of him posing with a topless 'page 3' model. The picture, which features the model holding a s...

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Funny story: Current Bun want to kick out Woy

Current Bun want to kick out Woy

Frustrated by the fact that England qualified for the World Cup in Brazil next year at the first time of asking. The Sun newspaper have had to resort to dirty tricks in their attempt to get manager Roy Hodgeson replaced by their man Harry Redknapp be...

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