Written by SpoofyDoofy

Monday, 1 September 2014

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David Cameron, puppet to his Masters of the New World Order!

10 Downing Street, LONDON: Over the past few days while jolly old Dave has been surfing, taking plenty of holidays, eating ice cream, there has been increasing Press reports of FEARS about security.

Dave Cameron, a puppet for the New World Order, who took his latest assignment from the recent Bilderberg meeting, requires numerous reports of FEAR, to bring in further Police State measures, under the guise of protecting our freedoms.

Police with machine guns, attack helicopters, assault carriers and a new improved spy grid, will just be the start of the 'roll out', before Dave can back to doing what he does best, going for another jolly, down on the beach.

They do not want laws to be administered by the courts. Instead of a separation of powers, the politicians want all the powers themselves.

There is no rule of law any more. The law is whatever the police say it is. Policemen have a habit of trying to intimidate ordinary members of the public from taking photos of them. However, when it comes to adopting a macho pose with a large automatic weapon for a national newspapers and te-LIE-vision, they are only to eager to step forward, to be seen as a quasi-military, corrupt and inefficient Farce.

The erosion of basic rights and the usurping of more powers by the State, leads one to remember what Martin Niemöller said about Nazi Germany,

"First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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