Written by j.w.

Monday, 8 September 2014

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Crocodile Tears

The prediction, based on the latest opinion poll, that Scotland will opt for Independence has given a huge boost to Tory morale.

Whilst wringing of hands at the terrible outcome, secretly the Tories are celebrating the success of their plan.

David Cameron, in particular, is happy with the situation.

He is teaching his children the words of 'Five More Years' and in a secret message to George Osborne he has thanked his Chancellor for his great contribution to the campaign.

'What if we lose Scotland' he writes 'you don't lose me! I'm here for another five years. Our clever plan has worked.'

Keeping the excitement from the public is now a major worry. However a plan is being put into operation. Leaking this story to The Spoof, where no one will believe it, it the first step.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Scotland




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