Jean Paul Gaultier designs Serena Williams' "Vive La Republique" very sexy knickers!

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Wednesday, 26 May 2010

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After wearing her sensational flesh coloured knickers in Melbourne and giving heart-attacks to OAP male tennis fans all over the planet, Serena Williams has asked top designer, Jean Paul Gaultier, to design her a set of knickers for the French Open.

Jean Paul being pretty Gay and very "Francaise" came up with the following designs and Serena is about to show the Parisiens and the world her latest fashion statement and of course her huge, sexy butt!

Jean Paul divulged his designs:

"on ze front hiding Serena's huge pussy is ze Eifel Tower pointing inwards and leaving no imagination to where ze top is, tickling it, voila!"

"on ze back and covering Serena's delightful, muscular huge butt (shame she's a woman, ooh la la!) is ze Arc de Triomphe, and ze arch is placed right in front of her lovely butt ole, leaving nothing for ze imagination, sacre bleu!"

Serena can't wait to flash her new designer knickers off on court une and Jean Paul, slightly flushed at the thought of Serena's butt, was last seen rushing off through "Gay paris" with a pair of hot "Trannies" dressed as Martina Navratilova and Rafael Nadal in her/his hot-pants, vive la differenz!

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