Coleen Rooney leads fashion brigade at Aintree

Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 16 April 2010

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Coleen Rooney scrubbed up well as she attended her 7th visit to Aintree's Ladies' Day, sporting a little black dress.

Wayne wasn't at Aintree, probably at home nursing a sore foot and babysitting little Kai.

Coleen seems to enjoy the limelight as much as any of the WAGS if not more. When asked about whether or not she would be going to the World cup in South Africa, she said:

"Only if England gets through', then changed her mind quickly adding, 'No, I'll go to South Africa anyway even if England don't get through coz I love to dress up and have my photo taken. Anyway I don't fancy staying home if Wayne's not playing.

"When he's not playing he whines constantly and gets right on my 'tits."

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