Susan Boyle's new Summer Clothing Line

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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Susan Boyle - us 'fatties' love you.

Susan Boyle, having met with so much success with her Spring Fashion Line, is now about to 'launch' her Summer Fashion Line.

We were lucky enough to be invitied to a 'sneak preview' of Subo's summer line.

Gone are the mini skirts. In are the midis. These skirts and dresses will allow ALL women to enjoy wearing the 'latest' outfits without having to show the world their cellulite. (Great move Susan.) Women all over the globe will love you for this.

Gone are the sleeveless tops. In are three-quarter length and full length sleeves to hide those 'bingo flaps'. (Another great move Susan).

Gone are the 'Dixie Duke' shorts.

In are the English Premiership League shorts, in a variety of colours - PLUS the matching 'undershorts' (lycra 'cycling-style' shorts to pull in the 'fat').

SUSAN - WE NORMAL WOMEN LOVE YOU. WE SALUTE YOU. WE WILL BE BUYING AND WEARING YOUR 'LABEL' THIS SUMMER.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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