Supergran challenges the Power

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

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Supergran alias great-grandmother, Georgina Anderson plays darts for her local team at ninety years of age, and helps them soar up the league tables in Aberdeen.

The Supergran, has now challenged World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor, to a darts match for her ninetieth birthday, which she is celebrating today.

Sid Waddell, speaking in response to the challenge said "As far as I know Georgina is the oldest dart player in the UK, so it would be an interesting match but I would make it a handicap, over the best of eleven legs, with Georgina throwing from 201 and Phil throwing from 501. I still think Phil would win".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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