Gordon No Power Brown

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

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Browns four darts well away from getting double ten

Gordon Brown recently sent a letter to 15 times World Dart Champion Phil The Power Taylor congratulating him on winning another World Darts Championship Final.

All rival political parties are now calling the unelected Prime Minister GORDON NO POWER BROWN because everybody reckons Brown has not got a snowball in hells chance of winning the next General Election.

Although Brown has played darts he is apparently just as bad at that as he is at being a politician. Every dart player has a favourite finishing double in Browns case it is double ten.

One things for sure though there will be no double ten for Brown once in ten Downing Street is enough.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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