Big Barney in Belfast as Orangeman goes Berserk

Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 26 February 2010

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There was a Big Barney in Belfast last night as Dutch player Raymond Barneveld the 5 times World Darts Champion went berserk after he was beaten by the magic darts of Australian Simon Whitlock who is known as the Wizard.

Barney bashed in the door of the players room after his defeat and sent Phil The Power Taylor flying back into a crumbling wall. Taylor had to be helped up from a pile of rubble but still recovered to go on and win his own match against James Wade.

Barney is no stranger to controversy as he used to put a Barney Rubble print on the back of his t shirt when he played in matches until Hanna Barbera threatened to sue him.

He really went down a bomb in Belfast.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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