Mervyn King says "I Didn't Do It"

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Mervyn King the International darts player not The Governor of The Bank Of England with the same name is involved in a major controversy with World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor.

The feud started last year during a match they were in when Taylor 15 times champion of the World accused King of trying to blind him. Taylor dropped a dart on the way back from the board and King is alleged to have thrown a dart over the top of him.

King has replied by saying "I Didn't Do it" but the feud is set to continue as both players are joint leaders of the Premier League of Darts at present.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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