It had to happen didn't it? "I Dreamed a Dream" her signature ditty was made for the unwilling stars of the Daily Poop and every nightclub from the West End to deepest Essex. Essex girls don't like you subo, you take away their limelight. Subo just flashes the dosh at them, "loads of money, bloody fantastic"
Subo has become a WAG, Wiggles At Goalies. Subo fansite fanatics are up in arms. Subo has dumped her paramour and object of her onstage wiggle for the footballer's multi-millions.
Cheryl, poor lass, was in line to sing the 2010 tribute song to another wasted England bid for glory but Ashley, the dickhead, put paid to that.
So, our Susan, the quiet lady with the massive voice will lead all her neighbours to the south in I Dreamed a Dream. It's a dream that will be another massive hit for Susan but all end in tears as usual for the football's coming home nation.
While Miss Boyle drinks her lemonade, wipes away a tear and stashes away millions courtesy of 60 million rabid fans, the 60 million will drown their sorrows again. It's a four year cycle, the ecstasy and the agony.
Miss Boyle's home country have the answer to this never ending, self perpetuating cycle: always fail to qualify and enjoy the summer.
Overseas readers may require assistance in or at least an explanation of some of the Britishisms used here. A glossary of terms can be provided, I know where to post it. First person to say, yeah where the sun don't shine wins a Scotland t-shirt!
