Miss Boyle, as a reward to her wonderful helpers in the shed, arranged a mini cruise to the Netherlands, it is reported.
The happy group boarded their ferry at Newcastle at 5pm and made their way to their Commodore Class luxury cabins for the trip to IJmuiden in the Netherlands.
Soon it was time to explore and in need of a malt, they tracked down a huge bar, with a stage and with an open view of the sea. They enjoyed a few drinks while Miss Boyle partook of her usual lemonade. They noticed that there was to be a karaoke that evening and made plans to attend.
After a wonderful meal, in one of the 15 restaurants on board, the travellers made their way to the karaoke bar. Miss Boyle entered for the karaoke as Amanda Holden and when the name was called out, all her adoring fans encouraged their idol to go up and give the audience a treat.
Miss Boyle proved easy to persuade but then trouble began to brew as 3 red scarved gentlemen entered the bar. Miss Boyle sang and the audience, shocked and surprised, soon marvelled at the impromptu performance.
The red scarved gentlemen took picture after picture and filmed Miss Boyle on their mobile phones. Boyle's fanatics stood up to block their view and sang loudly. The men became angry as one grabbed their cameras and threw them overboard. Apparently all hell broke loose but of one Boyles followers, a particularly whiny bitch, cried and protested that the men were making inappropriate remarks to her.
As they were dragged away by security the 3 men cried loudly, "Susan we love you, we are your most loyal fans".
The disturbance was explained away to Susan and the happy group spent a boozy evening, toasting Susan again and again. All too soon it was time for bed.
