Entertainment for the Masses- Thinking of the many millions available to me
If I were Mrs. Tiger Woods, I would:
Start by having a new prenuptial drawn up FOR ME, stating what happens to all the bucks now that would have been shared.
1. Anything I buy, cars,yachts,real estate would only be in my name and not to be divided should we divide.
2. I am allowed to withdraw any amount of money at any time and deposit it in the bank of my choice, not to be divided should we divide.
3. Children would be awarded to me as sole custody with visitation only by whomsoever I might designate.
4. Should an event such as just transpired happen again, I shall have the right to finish what I started with no consequences whatsoever bestowed upon me.
5. All properties to include cash, real estate, vehicles, yachts and ANYTHING not to exclude ANYTHING, shall immediately be bequeathed to ME and ME ALONE.
6. No protests shall allowed to be filed by my husband and he shall be left penniless without any complaints whatsoever.
7. No claims to be filed against my claims until the end of time.
Signed in acceptance NOW