Tiger Woods Still An Inspiration To Young Golfers

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Friday, 19 February 2010


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Tiger Woods, after his impassioned confession and apology, is more of an inspiration to young golfers than ever before.

Before Tigers sexual indiscretions were made known golfers were considered the nerds of the sports world. Now young golfers everywhere are excited about the prospects of being able to attract hot horny groupies and participate in outlandish sex orgies with porn stars.

"Tiger has inspired me to become the best that I can be in this sport", said one 13 year old aspiring golfer. "I now know that I can get as much nasty sex as my older brother who is a drummer in a rock band".

Kids all over the world are giving up on baseball and football and taking up golf as their sport of choice.

Said one young advocate, "Golf is much less strenuous and less harmful to the body which will give me more time to have kinky sex and cheat on my wife. Thank you Tiger. You are an inspiration to young people everywhere".

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