Now we all know our super-star footy players have not been blessed with mega-intelligence, mega-bucks, yeah!
After all of the scandals surrounding or super-heroes, sex-affairs, money washing, punch ups, handbags at three paces, and Carlos Tevez, etc, it has been decided to issue them all with OMEGA 3 fish oil tablets.
The FA hope this will put an end to spitting, unruly, sex-starved, thickhead behaviour and bonking out of bounds.
Man Utd Goalie and very intelligent Dutchman, Van De Sar, (speaks six languages perfect and reads Tolstoy in Russian during the half-time break) gave the following interview:
"Yes, fabulous, gets a bit boring ol bean when the guys are non-stopping blagging on about Wags, Bimbos, John Terry an Rooneys nappies. OMEGA 3 tablets are pretty common in Holland actually, that's why we're all so intelligent (big-head)!"
The FA will be issuing Omega 3 tablets to all Premier League clubs, the players, coaches and managers must all take them.
John Terry was sighted taking tablets on the training ground bog but the FA fear they were not OMEGA 3, but viagra, John has to live up too his brand new reputation, "THE WILD CHELSEA STUD!
