Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 30 January 2010

image for Has shagging Vanessa Perroncel made John Terry the poor man's Tiger Woods?
Ms Perroncel's a successful French lingerie model

London - (Offside Mess): She's a luscious, silken-bodied French underwear model; he's captain of Chelsea and England - and worth a bob or two.

But is this silly shagging caper really the new Tiger Woods?

As the UK tabloids pitch for a slice of the weekend action all eyes are on Vanessa Perroncel.

Kinda Rachel Uchitel meets Faria Alam (the Football Association secretary who dated Mark Palios and ran Sven-Goran Eriksson ragged round her enormmous er, waterbed).

Temptress or upwardly mobile football WAG, maybe SHAG?

"It's a sordid business but not nearly enough to corner him into sex rehab," the LA FagHagSlagMag London edition commented today.

"Besides, Tiger's a billionaire and Terry's worth about $30 million, max.

"No contest."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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