John Terry Banned From Everywhere

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 1 February 2010

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Poor old JT, as his few remaining friends call him. John Terry, Chelsea and England football captain was today left reeling as the hate campaign against him gathers momentum.

Calls have been made for JT to be stripped of the England captaincy following alleged marital infidelities with former team mate Wayne Bridge's then partner while the pair were at Chelsea together.

This morning, JT woke to find that the full fury of the British media had been released on his spiky haired head.

Terry has been stripped of the captaincy of his local pub darts team, dropped from the pool team, declared persona non grata at his local branch of Eldi (the supermarket chain) boycotted by his milkman, window cleaner, dog groomer and landscape gardener.

Local schools have requested that he not darken their doorsteps - not even to pick his own kids up. The local paper boy refuses to deliver, fast food outlets have refused to take telephone orders from the JT residence, his neighbours shun him in the street and even stray dogs greet him with hostile growls.

And all because JT indulged in a spot of infidelity with a willing young lady.

There have even been calls for JT to face criminal charges and for reintroduction of the death penalty for severe cases of philandery.

On the plus side for JT he scored a last gasp winner at Burnley on Saturday.

More mob mentality as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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