John Terry And Wayne Bridge To Have A Fight

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 1 February 2010

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See those elbows?

England and Chelsea defender John Terry and his former Stamford Bridge teammate Wayne Bridge are to settle their differences over the latter's girlfriend by having a fight.

Last week, it the tabloid press alleged that Terry, a right cocky bastard in my opinion, had had a fling with Bridge's girlfriend, Vanessa Perroncel, 28, and when the media got hold of the story, all hell broke loose.

After initially entering into a war of words last week, the two have decided to sort the matter out once and for all by having a fisticuffs session behind the bike sheds at a local primary school, where the argument belongs.

Tickets will be on sale at Stamford Bridge and at Eastlands, the home of Bridge's club, Manchester City, from tomorrow, priced at a cool 200 Euros.

Terry starts the favourite because he always uses his elbows.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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