Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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What the cat might have looked like in the moments leading up to the accident

Bangkok Police are currently investigating the mysterious death in the city of a cat found this morning at around 5.30am.

The cat, about 2, was discovered by chance by an off-duty traffic cop who was sleeping under a bridge near the Rajawithi Road/Rama VI Road intersection. It was laid in the gutter with its inner organs on the outside of its body - always a problem.

The cop called for back-up, and officers from the Bangkok 16th Armed Pet Division attended the incident, but the moggy was pronounced dead at the scene.

One officer, Sgt. Somchai Plod, was heard to remark:

"Looks like it was the victim of a hit-and-run. Bring a shovel and a bin bag."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cats, Thailand, Bangkok

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