Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Thursday, 16 April 2009

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In what can only be described as inevitable, Manchester City manager Mark Hughes resigned following his team's performance in the UEFA cup quarter final against Hamburg.

In a clearly depressed and dejected mood, Hughes said "when I took this job, City were going nowhere. All I had to do is keep them up. So I take the job and next thing a gazillionaire buys them! All of a sudden I have to win everything. To be honest this job has been like a rubbish remake of Brewster's Millions. I had all this money and no-one bloody wanted to come here!!".

It is believed that Hughes will spend the summer in a retreat in the Himalayas working to forget what has been a clearly stressful time.

On a lighter note, Kevin Keegan is hoped to be a likely successor for the role.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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