Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

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Prosthetic punting may be the next step on the slippery slope

Liverpudlian Capitan Steven Gerard despite the loss of his left leg in a previous match has announced that he will carry said second leg into the face off with Chelsea.

Gerard has received a special dispensation from the Pope of Geenwich Village to not only lug his leg into football battle but also to be able to use the amputated appendage to propel the ball throughout the contest.

The Soccer Sultans which rule UK Rude Footballers League and Bar and Grill have been veritably torn apart by the controversial decision. The sight of a human limb being swung in competition has judges, umpires and panderers debating whether a new slippery slope has now opened the door to all manner of body parts in the noble sport of rude footballing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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