Eric Cantona Lamps Fan At Beach Soccer Match

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 13 April 2009

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In scenes eerily reminiscent of Selhurst Park, South London, when he twatted gobshite Crystal Palace fan Matthew Simmons following racial abuse, allegedly, if 'f**k off you French c**t' qualifies as racial abuse, Eric Cantona has been at it again.

Following his kung-fu style attack on the dumb south London dickhead, and his subsequent suspension and Community Service order, the French footballing maestro kept a low profile.

Until yesterday.

Whilst playing in a beach football game with brother Joel Cantona in Monaco, the absolute football genius reacted angrily to a comment from a Liverpool fan, which can't be revealed here, but had something to do with 'We won it five times.' an angry Cantona responded by challenging the heckler with:

"You talking to me? You talking to ME? I don't see nobody else here. So you're talking to me. You talking to me? When the seagull follows the trawler it's because some fucker is going to get a serious twatting."

At which point, the football maestro par excellence lost his rag and did a number on the alleged offender.

Paddy Crerand stated that he'd support the 'dieu' no matter what.

More as we get it.

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