Written by Skoob1999

Monday, 13 April 2009

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Lamp Him One God! Go For It!

In scenes eerily reminiscent of Selhurst Park, South London, when he twatted gobshite Crystal Palace fan Matthew Simmons following racial abuse, allegedly, if 'f**k off you French c**t' qualifies as racial abuse, Eric Cantona has been at it again.

Following his kung-fu style attack on the dumb south London dickhead, and his subsequent suspension and Community Service order, the French footballing maestro kept a low profile.

Until yesterday.

Whilst playing in a beach football game with brother Joel Cantona in Monaco, the absolute football genius reacted angrily to a comment from a Liverpool fan, which can't be revealed here, but had something to do with 'We won it five times.' an angry Cantona responded by challenging the heckler with:

"You talking to me? You talking to ME? I don't see nobody else here. So you're talking to me. You talking to me? When the seagull follows the trawler it's because some fucker is going to get a serious twatting."

At which point, the football maestro par excellence lost his rag and did a number on the alleged offender.

Paddy Crerand stated that he'd support the 'dieu' no matter what.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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