Most researchers suggest that the average human community has about 2 to 10 per cent homosexual members. The House of Lords of course was exempted from the study because of its disproportionate collection of poofs and lifelong fruits.
Researchers thought about rejecting the contingent of rude footballers from British soccer as a testosterone tainted sample until they looked further into the young brightly dressed things. No human community has ever provided GLBT students with an eighty percent majority of pillow biters (the term preferred by most European footballers in the poll)
AIDS investigators from across the world have converged on Soccer stadiums across Europe to perform piss and blood tests on the manly men who kicked their balls into nets with great excitement.
