WWE legend Goldberg laments Super Bowl halftime show didn’t include any country line dancing

Funny story written by dcomer

Sunday, 19 February 2023

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Tulsa, Oklahoma native Bill Goldberg recently took exception to Rihanna’s Super Bowl 57 halftime performance by sharing on his “CarCast” podcast that he ‘was disgusted by it’.

However, when pressed for further clarification as to what specifically about her show disgusted him, Goldberg went on to explain that he loves Rihanna’s music but only while doing such dances as the ‘Tush Push’, the ‘Hoedown Throwdown’ and the ‘Slap Leather’.

Goldberg was further quoted as saying, “Hey brotha, that’s some real dancing right there, not what they was doing up on the stage. I mean you think that was dancing? And why can’t we all just get along? I blame the Libertards for this…”

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