50 Cent may have been fat shamed on the internet, but he’s not letting it slow him down. After his recent Super Bowl appearance, the rapper was mercilessly blasted on social media by critics and trolls who claimed that the musician has gained weig…
Ever since Janet Jackson's boob flashed the audience in 2004 your parents have had it in for the Supebowl Halftime Show, and the 2022 show gave them ample ammunition to perpetuate this grumpy trend. You hoped that Snoop Dog's affiliation with Ma…
BILLINGSGATE POST: For Crotch-Grabbing fans, the Super Bowl halftime show lived up to expectations. With the Over-Under Line set at 78 on how many times Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg would grab their respective crotches during their performances, Dr. Dre w…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mayan Chief Hokum XXXIV, who can trace his lineage back to the original Chief Hokum (Circa 614 AD) picked the Cincinnati Bengals to defeat the LA Rams in the Super Bowl next week. Hokum I, the first in a long line of profession…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – So now that the NFL’s top three quarterbacks are not going to get to go to the Super Bowl, CBS analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has invited the threesome to his Dallas mansion (Casa Romo) to watch the…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Two of the best future Hall of Fame quarterbacks appear to have come to the end of their pigskin passing careers. Tom Brady with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers with the Green Bay Packers both saw their…
INGLEWOOD, California – (Sports Satire) – There has been a lot of concern at SoFi Stadium, home of this year’s Super Bowl, regarding a rumor that has been found to be unfounded. Super Bowl Assistant Executive Vice-Director of Concessionary Food, M…
INGLEWOD, California – (Sports Satire) – The Happy Hot Dogs Company, which will be providing all of the hot dogs to this year’s Super Bowl 56, has stated that they will break their Super Bowl hot dog selling record once again. The football class…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has just stated that Super Bowl LVI (51), which was supposed to have taken place at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles is being moved. SBIM writer Dottie Bazooka says that the game will…
In yet another twist to his versatility, National Covid Health Advisor Anthony Fauci has offered himself as backup to the Green Packers' quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Mr. Fauci claims he has perfected the "under-handed shovel pass" since high school…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The NFL has just announced that the half-time performers at the 2022 Super Bowl, which will be held at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California, will be British singer Adele and the British rock group, The Raging Female…
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all-time recently sat down and spoke with Dottie Bazooka of Sports Balls Illustrated. Brady talked about how he is 99.8% certain that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will make it to th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – The Super Bowl Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers accepted President Trump’s invitation to visit the White House. The president, the first lady, and the vice-president all gave the Bucs players the VIP tour of the W…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones recently stated that he feels positively certain that his Dallas Cowboys will make it all the way to the Super Bowl (and win it all this coming season). Jones, told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazooka,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – The iNews Agency is reporting that President Biden is thrilled that the Super Bowl champions, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, will be attending a White House dinner in their honor. The president personally called Tom…
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – A scientific journal is reporting that millions of American males have become quite depressed. The American Journal of Sports Withdrawal Maladies has released a study stating that, now that the Super Bowl has been playe…
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Several members of the news media report that, according to disease experts, traces of the C-19 virus were found in hundreds of the hot dogs served at the Super Bowl game. Dr. Tarpetina Kappalino, with the Florida Fed…
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