BEVERLY HILLS, California – (Satire News) – There is always something new in the Land of Women’s Personal Needs.
And the latest thing to come down the Fallopian Tube Turnpike concerns the ancient feministic art of douching.
Douching a women’s hooha (pussy) has been around since the times of Joan of Arc, Repunsel, Lady Godiva, Cleopatra, Aphrodite, Annie Oakley, and Amelia Earhardt.
Funk and Wagnalls defines douching as the procedural process by which a female 21 to 80, uses water, vinegar, or 7-Up to spray inside her muffin (beaver) in order to remove bacterial bacteria , lingering lint, or spermatozian remnants from deep within her cuntilistic cavity.
The ancient Greeks called this procedure Pussyobyebye Ipso.
Dr. Jennifer Siltinbrister, 62, The number one gynecologist in America, highly recommends that adult women douche their Taco, as the donut is called in Latin America, at least six times a day whether they feel it is needed or not.
SIDENOTE: Dr. Siltinbrister goes into detail about this very important female function in her new book titled, “Don’t Worry Ladies – I’ve Seen It All (Believe Me)." The book, which includes dozens of explicit photos and illustrations, can be purchased on line at www.acuntbyanyothernamesmellsjustthesame.sex.
