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Funny story: Man realises his high horse is lame

Man realises his high horse is lame

Although he is loved for his pomposity, lack of social skills and shoe throwing slightly right wing idiot William Gavinson has realised that his high horse is lame. 'Yes, a couple of people have told me lately that my views are a bit right wing fo…

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Funny story: Thoroughbred Trainer Bob Baffert Has Just Bought a Racehorse "Sir Scrotum" From Princess Sarah Ferguson

Thoroughbred Trainer Bob Baffert Has Just Bought a Racehorse "Sir Scrotum" From Princess Sarah Ferguson

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest thoroughbred racehorse trainer has just purchased a horse from Sarah Ferguson, aka Fergie, of the infamous toe-sucking scandal Fergie. Bob Baffert, who has won more races than Taylor Sw…

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Funny story: A Transgender Albino Racehorse Named "See Thru" Wins Its Very First Race

A Transgender Albino Racehorse Named "See Thru" Wins Its Very First Race

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Sports Satire) - A throughbred racehorse that is not owned by the world's greatest trainer Bob Baffert, has just won the 99th running of the Cheyenne Invitational Classic Derby. The horse which is owned by Wyoming buffalo ranc…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert's Horse "Morning Woody," Wins It's First Race

Bob Baffert's Horse "Morning Woody," Wins It's First Race

OMAHA, Nebraska - (Sports Satire) - The greatest horse trainer in history, Bob Baffert, has once again struck gold in the horse racing world. Baffert's latest horse named "Morning Woody" easily won The Omaha Invitational Derby by 13 lengths. "M…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert's Racehorse "Tit For Tat" Wins Her First Race

Bob Baffert's Racehorse "Tit For Tat" Wins Her First Race

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest racehorse trainer, Bob "The Horse Whisperer" Baffert has just had his latest horse capture the very first race she entered. The mare named "Tit For Tat," easily won The Little Rock Fut…

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Funny story: Thoroughbred Racehorse Owner Prince Sim Shon Shuck Agrees To Change The Name of His Racehorse Named "Horse Shit"

Thoroughbred Racehorse Owner Prince Sim Shon Shuck Agrees To Change The Name of His Racehorse Named "Horse Shit"

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The US Thoroughbred Horse Racing Federation has informed Saudi Arabian Prince Sim Shon Shuck that the name he has picked to replace the name "Horse Shit," is acceptable. Prince Sim Shon Shuck, who is report…

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Funny story: Thoroughbred Racing World Magazine Names Bob Baffert The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year

Thoroughbred Racing World Magazine Names Bob Baffert The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The quintessential horse racing publication, Thoroughbred Racing Magazine has just named trainer Bob "The Silver Fox" Baffert "The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year." Baffert has trained more thoroughbre…

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Funny story: Comedian Ricky Gervais’ Race Horse “Hashtag %#%@*&%#” Wins By 19 Lengths

Comedian Ricky Gervais’ Race Horse “Hashtag %#%@*&%#” Wins By 19 Lengths

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Ever since he was a tiny bloke growing up in England, comedian Ricky Gervais, who was born in Port Wacker, England, has always been fascinated by horses. As a little tyke he fell in love with "Trigger," which was Ro…

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Funny story: The US Thoroughbred Horse Racing Federation Insists That The Owner’s of The Race Horse, “Horse Shit” Change Its Name

The US Thoroughbred Horse Racing Federation Insists That The Owner’s of The Race Horse, “Horse Shit” Change Its Name

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza is reporting that the United States Thoroughbred Racing Federation is demanding that the owner of the race horse named "Horse Shit," change it's name immediately. The owner of the horse is Si…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert's “Giddy Up Bitch” Upsets The 7 to 1 Favorite “Quit Horsing Around” To Capture Mobile, Alabama's, 29th Running of The Cotton Candy Queen Derby

Bob Baffert's “Giddy Up Bitch” Upsets The 7 to 1 Favorite “Quit Horsing Around” To Capture Mobile, Alabama's, 29th Running of The Cotton Candy Queen Derby

MOBILE, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - Bob Baffert is known as "The Tom Brady of Thoroughbred Racing Trainers." He has had more winners than the next top 4 trainers in the world combined. And "Baffy's" latest horse, "Giddy Up Bitch," recently upse…

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Funny story: "Multiple Orgasm" Owned By Bob Baffert Wins The Very First Kentucky Backwards Derby

"Multiple Orgasm" Owned By Bob Baffert Wins The Very First Kentucky Backwards Derby

LOUISVILE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest thoroughbred race horse trainer Bob "The Horse Whisperer" Baffert, is thrilled to announce that his newest horse has just won it's first race. The mare, which is named "Multiple Orgasm"…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Sells Her Kentucky Thoroughbred Race Horse To Prince Charles

Queen Elizabeth Sells Her Kentucky Thoroughbred Race Horse To Prince Charles

LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace is reporting that her majesty has indeed sold her prized Kentucky racehorse to her son Prince Charles. Queen Elizabeth's American racehorse named "iPad" has won six of the seven races he has raced in, inc…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Japan's Lone Entry In The Kentucky Derby Was Disqualified

The Reason Why Japan's Lone Entry In The Kentucky Derby Was Disqualified

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The purple-colored thoroughbred race horse from Japan, has been disqualified. According to Sportsapalooza News writer Pia Confetti, it appears that "Sushi Sayonara" was tested after the race, and she came u…

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Funny story: A 700 To 1 Underdog Named "Rich Strike" Kicks The Asses of Kentucky Derby Favorites, Epicenter, Zandon, and Trigger Two

A 700 To 1 Underdog Named "Rich Strike" Kicks The Asses of Kentucky Derby Favorites, Epicenter, Zandon, and Trigger Two

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - History was made at this year's Kentucky Derby, when a late-entering horse named "Rich Strike" surprised the entire thoroughbred racing world and won the coveted 148th Run For The Roses. "Rich Strike," a br…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson's Thoroughbred Race Horse "Nude Duchess" To Run In The Kentucky Derby

Sarah Ferguson's Thoroughbred Race Horse "Nude Duchess" To Run In The Kentucky Derby

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The most famous duchess in the United States, the Duchess of York, has just entered her race horse "Nude Duchess" in the Kentucky Derby. Sarah Ferguson, who is Queen Elizabeth's daughter-in-law, purchased the geld…

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Funny story: The Kentucky Derby Federation Has Ruled That North Korean Thoroughbred "Rice Patty" Is Ineligible

The Kentucky Derby Federation Has Ruled That North Korean Thoroughbred "Rice Patty" Is Ineligible

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - In a ruling that has shocked North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, his thoroghbred race horse named "Rice Patty" will not be allowed to run in the 148th running of the Kentucky Derby. The Kimster was informed of…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The 148th running of the "Run For The Roses" as the Kentucky Derby is called will have a field of 24 horses, by far the most thoroughbreds to race at Churchill Downs. Two of the horses are from China, one i…

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