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Funny story: Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Race Horse, “Queen Bee Be-Gone” Wins The Walla Walla Invitational Derby

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Race Horse, “Queen Bee Be-Gone” Wins The Walla Walla Invitational Derby

WALLA WALLA, Washington – (Sports Satire) – The Daily Max News Agency has just announced that a thoroughbred race horse belonging to soul music artist Beyonce and her hip hop singer husband Jay-Z has just won the coveted Walla Walla Invitational Derb…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s "Sizzling Seattle Heat" Easily Wins The PETA Sponsored - Rocky Mountain Derby

Bob Baffert’s "Sizzling Seattle Heat" Easily Wins The PETA Sponsored - Rocky Mountain Derby

COLORADO SPRINGS – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest thoroughbred trainers of all-times has done it again. Bob Baffert’s latest racing stable addition, a stallion named Sizzling Seattle Heat won his very first race, The Rocky Mountain Derby.

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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s Amazing Race Horse “Global Warming” Easily Wins The Georgia Galloping Derby For His 8th Straight Victory

Bob Baffert’s Amazing Race Horse “Global Warming” Easily Wins The Georgia Galloping Derby For His 8th Straight Victory

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – One of the most amazing thoroughbred race horses to ever hit the race tracks is two-year-old Global Warming. The horse is owned and trained by the living legend horse trainer Bob Baffert, who is consider…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

SANTA ANITA, California – (Sports Satire) – The greatest thoroughbred trainer in the history of horse racing may have gotten banned from entering a horse in the Kentucky Derby, but he can still participate in any other horse race in the nation. Ba…

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Funny story: Thoroughbred Race Horse Trainer Bob Baffert Has Agreed To Star In His Own Reality TV Show Titled “Horsing Around With Bob Baffert”

Thoroughbred Race Horse Trainer Bob Baffert Has Agreed To Star In His Own Reality TV Show Titled “Horsing Around With Bob Baffert”

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – Like they say, when one horse stable door closes, another one opens. The legendary horse trainer Bob Baffert, who was suspended from racing for two years, has just signed with the Bravisimo Network to star…

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Funny story: The Kentucky Derby Is Moving To Delaware

The Kentucky Derby Is Moving To Delaware

LOUISVILLE – (Sports Satire) – In an announcement that has sent shock waves throughout the world of thoroughbred racing, the Kentucky Derby Rules & Regulations Committee, has issued a statement that the old Granddaddy of Horse Racing will be leav…

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Winner “Medina Spirit” and Trainer Bob Baffert Are Both Hit With a Major Racing Suspension

Kentucky Derby Winner “Medina Spirit” and Trainer Bob Baffert Are Both Hit With a Major Racing Suspension

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – In baseball, it’s three strikes and you’re out – in horse racing it’s two strikes and you’re out. Vox Populi is reporting that the black-haired horse and the white-haired trainer are being put in the corner…

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Funny story: A List of The Top 10 Worst Thoroughbred Race Horse Names of All-Time

A List of The Top 10 Worst Thoroughbred Race Horse Names of All-Time

The Sports Bet Gazette has compiled a list of the worst race horse names in the history of horse racing. SBG reporters Zorro La Bamba and Woody Velcro compiled the list along, with the help of former spaghetti western movie star Clint Eastwood. TH…

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Funny story: The Belmont Stakes Has Disqualified 3 Race Horses For Drug Use

The Belmont Stakes Has Disqualified 3 Race Horses For Drug Use

ELMONT, New York – (Satire News) – News coming out of Elmont is that the Maryland Racing Guild has just disqualified three thoroughbreds, that were to have raced in the 153rd running of the Belmont Stakes, horse racings Third Jewel of the Triple Crow…

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Funny story: Angry Baltimore man demands chance to run the Preakness: cries discrimination!

Angry Baltimore man demands chance to run the Preakness: cries discrimination!

Harry Coleman, 42 of Baltimore, MD just started following horse racing last month. It all started, he tells us, when he was researching obscure drugs on the internet. “I came across a story about some of the substances those horses get. One thing le…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Says “Herd Immunity” Is a 10-1 Favorite To Win The Preakness Stakes

Las Vegas Says “Herd Immunity” Is a 10-1 Favorite To Win The Preakness Stakes

BALTIMORE, Maryland – (Sports Satire) – The Las Vegas bookies agree that the 3-year-old thoroughbred from Cheyenne, Wyoming, “Herd Immunity” at 10 to 1, is the highly favored horse to win the 146th running of the Preakness, this year’s middle jewel o…

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Winner ‘Medina Spirit’ Tested Positive For a Hoof-Enhancing Drug

Kentucky Derby Winner ‘Medina Spirit’ Tested Positive For a Hoof-Enhancing Drug

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – The Kentucky Derby Thoroughbred Racing Coalition has just revealed that a urine sample taken from Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit, after the derby win, showed traces of the illegal drug Mistohoofalosis, wh…

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Funny story: "Stimulus Package" is Favored to Win The 147th Running of The Kentucky Derby

"Stimulus Package" is Favored to Win The 147th Running of The Kentucky Derby

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) - According to several highly-respected horse racing pundits, the horse that is the odds-on-favorite to win this year’s Kentucky Derby is Stimulus Package. The three-year-old thoroughbred is co-owned by LeBr…

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Funny story: The Kentucky Derby Favorite Comes in 2nd

The Kentucky Derby Favorite Comes in 2nd

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) – The 146th running of the most famous horse race in the world finally went off after months of delays. The normal crowd of 23,000 was reduced to 17, due to the Coronapalooza pandemic and the fact that ticket…

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Funny story: The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law, Who Had Been Missing, Has Now Been Found

The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law, Who Had Been Missing, Has Now Been Found

ORLANDO, Florida – The winner of this year’s Belmont Stakes, Tiz The Law, has been found safe and sound. The fabulous racehorse was found by a high-profile private investigator who deals in equestrian matters, as well as in clandestine operations…

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Funny story: Tiz The Law Takes Belmont Before Almost Empty Grandstand

Tiz The Law Takes Belmont Before Almost Empty Grandstand

Belmont Park, New York. Reporter Woof Blister sends an SOS - Spoof On Sports. Tiz the Law romped home an easy winner in today's Belmont Stakes, the third leg of the Triple Crown, but this year it came first. Instead of returning to the winner's circl…

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Funny story: Covid-19 Wins Virus-Tainted Santa Anita Derby

Covid-19 Wins Virus-Tainted Santa Anita Derby

Arcadia, CA. Woof Blister reporting for SOS - Spoof On Sports. An aptly-named but ill-fated Covid-19 won by disqualification in the 85th running of the $500,000 Santa Anita Derby Saturday in a race marred by rules imposed by the Center for Disease Co…

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