The Houston Rockets Fizzled At The Launch Pad!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 13 April 2022

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The Rockets are looking to draft 7-foot-11-inch Zimba Zuzugala, a native of Zimbabwe.

HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The worst team in the entire National Basketball Association was the team that had a very powerful name.

The Houston Rockets looked more like a bottle rocket than a space rocket as they ended their season with a paltry record of (20-62).

Their home attendance numbers were pretty much in the 3-digits; 503, 641, 884, and 991.

Bruno Fernando (#20), who is a center, told Buckaroo Kazoo, with the Turnstile Review, that he is so embarrassed he does not even venture out of his house to water the cottonwood trees, the knock-out roses, or the Sequoia tree that he imported from California, at a cost of $14,903.97.

Meanwhile Rockets coach Stephen Silas, reportedly asked the team owner Tilman Fertitta, to please fire him so that he can start to give the horrendously horrible season closure.

SIDENOTE: Kazoo noted that 4 of the team players have entered into therapy to try and address their utter state of depression.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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