HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The worst team in the entire National Basketball Association was the team that had a very powerful name.
The Houston Rockets looked more like a bottle rocket than a space rocket as they ended their season with a paltry record of (20-62).
Their home attendance numbers were pretty much in the 3-digits; 503, 641, 884, and 991.
Bruno Fernando (#20), who is a center, told Buckaroo Kazoo, with the Turnstile Review, that he is so embarrassed he does not even venture out of his house to water the cottonwood trees, the knock-out roses, or the Sequoia tree that he imported from California, at a cost of $14,903.97.
Meanwhile Rockets coach Stephen Silas, reportedly asked the team owner Tilman Fertitta, to please fire him so that he can start to give the horrendously horrible season closure.
SIDENOTE: Kazoo noted that 4 of the team players have entered into therapy to try and address their utter state of depression.
