The LPGA's Transgender Golfer Is Now The Spokeswoman For Joan-of-Arc Glow-in-The-Dark Pantiliners

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 7 April 2022

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Margie said that Matt Gaetz asked her out, but she turned him down saying he looks like a dildo with hair.

OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - LPGA golfer Margie Muskatelli, has quickly become one of the world's most famous transgendered athletes.

Musky, as sports reporters have pegged her, says that she is excited to have been chosen to be the new spokeswoman for Joan-of-Arc Glow-in-The Dark Pantiliners.

Margie recently won the Dos Equis Bluebonnet Invitational Golf Tournament in Galveston. She beat out a field of 17, which included the tallest female golfer in the world, Nona Pallavindecki, who is from Argentina, and stands 6-foot-9-inches tall.

Also in the field was the fattest female golfer in the world, Aubrey Bread, who is from Toronto, Canada, and weighs 409 pounds.

SIDENOTE: Pallavindecki finished in fourth place, and Bread had to drop out after the third hole due to being totally out of breath and wet wipes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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