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Funny story: Egyptians dominate Wimbledon again

Egyptians dominate Wimbledon again

It has come as no surprise that Amenhotep III has won yet another Wimbledon title, bringing his total number of Grand Slam victories to 37. He defeated Ramesses IV in a thrilling final match on Centre Court, where as many as 10,000 spectators watched...

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Funny story: Researchers Cut The Cheese in the Tomb of Ptooie Punte

Researchers Cut The Cheese in the Tomb of Ptooie Punte

Researchers in the tomb of Ptooie Punte, Mayor of Memphis Eygpt, discovered that the ancient mummy mayor was packing cheese! Indeed, that cheese contains contaminants that may have killed the pharoah and many in his family. "This cheese causes ext...

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Funny story: Suspiciously Striped Zebra At Egyptian Zoo

Suspiciously Striped Zebra At Egyptian Zoo

An Egyptian student has accused a zoo in Egypt of painting a donkey with black stripes in order to make it look like a zebra. The student's photograph of the suspicious looking zebra, named Muffin, has been examined by several experts who claim th...

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Funny story: Ed Sherine sentenced to 5 years in an Egyptian prison for saying; "The Thames is cleaner than the Nile!"

Ed Sherine sentenced to 5 years in an Egyptian prison for saying; "The Thames is cleaner than the Nile!"

Singer, songwriter, Ed Sherine (no relation) has got himself / herself into hot water in Egypt after claiming the Nile is not cleaner than the Thames because hippopotamus live in the mud there and not in the Thames! Ed even wrote a river song abou...

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Funny story: Sucking on a banana in Egypt is forbidden in pop videos, sucking hairy coconuts is OK though!

Sucking on a banana in Egypt is forbidden in pop videos, sucking hairy coconuts is OK though!

Female Egyptian pop stars have been banned from eating, sucking, or peeling bananas in their videos after a young, Egyptian, female pop singer, feeling hungry on set, decided to suck on one, and was imprisoned for the pleasure! The Egyptian author...

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Funny story: Cartouche

Cartouche

Cartouche, ancient Egyptian for "cartoon," is an oval comic strip panel that came into use during ancient Egypt's Fourth Dynasty, under the rule of Pharaoh Sneferu. Most cartouches are displayed horizontally on the stone tablets in which they were engraved. (Paper, other than papyrus, did not exist at the time, because ancient Egyptians were a "primitive society" without sophisticated technolog...

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Funny story: 3200-year-old Egyptian Mummy Stuns NY Press

3200-year-old Egyptian Mummy Stuns NY Press

It was his first meeting with the press since being unearthed, and he chose the venue (Grand Central Station). He also chose the format. "I will be asking, not answering, questions," he told the startled crowd, continuing, "it's only fair that I go f...

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Funny story: Great Pyramid Key Ride at Ancient Amusement Park

Great Pyramid Key Ride at Ancient Amusement Park

The Giza pyramid complex outside of Cairo, Egypt commands the respect and admiration of most people on the planet. The most imposing structure by far is the great pyramid, Khufu's king pyramid, 455 feet tall and 756 feet wide. Conventional wisdom...

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Funny story: Sharma Shake Up

Sharma Shake Up

Our roving reporter, Joe Wiss, has been quickly deployed from Lesbos to Sharma-el-Sheik - he gets all the best locations. He reports that he thought that after the refugee crisis on Lesbos, with hundreds of distraught people of all ages, clamberin...

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Funny story: Jihadis Attempt to Blow Up Great Pyramid, Extra-Terrestrials Return Fire!

Jihadis Attempt to Blow Up Great Pyramid, Extra-Terrestrials Return Fire!

On Tuesday morning, a ragtag band of Muslim fundamentalists attempted to tunnel under the Great Pyramid of Giza with the intent of planting and detonating a crude thermonuclear device underneath it. They were instantly annihilated by an intense beam...

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Funny story: Egypt's al-Sisi bites Kerry's ear

Egypt's al-Sisi bites Kerry's ear

Egypt's president, Abdel Fatah al-Sisi, is claiming his recent response to Mr. Kerry's ear was inspired by world cup soccer player Luis Suarez, and "couldn't be avoided." After the recent verdict concerning the Al Jazeera journalists, Mr. Kerry, w...

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Funny story: Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...

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Funny story: Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

A very confused group of experts have been onto this for a month and still have no solution. "We have an Egyptian mummy, we think, brought here as usual to test the DNA so it could be dated and so we did", stated a DNA Expert in Tucson, Arizona. "...

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Funny story: Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...

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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover An Upside Down Pyramid In The Sahara Desert

Archaeologists Discover An Upside Down Pyramid In The Sahara Desert

AWBARI, Libya - An archaeological team from Copenhagen, Denmark has made an astonishing discovery. The team led by Dr. Tobias Rasmussen said that as they were excavating in the Sahara Desert they began to unearth what turned out to be an ancient p...

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Funny story: Cleopatra's Grave Found In Casper, Wyoming

Cleopatra's Grave Found In Casper, Wyoming

CASPER, Wyoming - A team of historical scientists have stumbled upon the grave of the famous Queen of Egypt, Cleopatra VII Philopator, better known simply as Cleopatra. The scientific team led by Dr. Jonas. V. Wittmaker was actually out searching...

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Funny story: Archaeologist finds lost Mummy but forgets where he puts it.

Archaeologist finds lost Mummy but forgets where he puts it.

King Tutankhamun's father, Akhenaten's mummy was sensationally found this morning in the Valley of the Kings, Egypt. Archaeologist Baldrick Robinson made the astonishing find, only to forget where he had put it moments later. The lost mummy, one of...

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