The Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Who Claimed to Have Had Sexual Relations With 13 NBA Players Has Taken a Lie-Detector Test

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 October 2020

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Jolene Butterwood says she just wanted to make lots of money and says she had no idea that extortion was illegal.

RABBIT HOLE, Rhode Island - (Sports Satire) – Jolene Butterwood 24, of Rabbit Hole, Rhode Island, claimed she had 55 video tapes of her doing the belly-bumping with 13 different NBA pro basketballers.

Miss Butterwood was forced to take a lie-detector test, and it clearly showed that out of the 13 players, she only had intercourse with just one NBA player; and that one was somewhat iffy.

The sultry, lying whore has been taken into custody and bond has been set at $1.2 million.

Butterwood called up famed attorney Gloria Allred, who told her that she would rather not take her case.

According to iNews, Butterwood begged Ms. Allred to defend her, but she declined saying that she is certain that she will not be be passing “Go,” and her much-sought-after ass is going to end up in prison, where it will be hit on more times than world champion boxer “Iron Mike” Tyson's opponents used to get hit.

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