The Play-From-Behind Dallas Cowboys Are Going to Have to Put Their Shovels Away

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 5 October 2020

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Jerry Jones says if his secondary defenders don't start playing better, he may end up suiting up.

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys seem to have made a habit of digging themselves into a hole, early on in the game, and then having the difficult task of having to play-from-behind.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told the Sports Bet Gazette’s Zorro LaBamba that he is sick and tired of watching his players dig themselves into a damn hole in the first quarter, and then spending the last three quarters having to play “Catch-Up” ball.

The Cleveland Browns, who beat the Cowboys 49-28, went up 31 points and America’s team managed to come within 3 points, but they fell short, as they have done in each one of their three losses.

The 20,000 fans who attended the game turned into “Boo Birds” throughout.

Some threw objects onto the playing field, including beer cups, buffalo wings, lipsticks, and Cowboys football helmets.

From the very start of the game, chants of “Put away the damn shovels!” could be heard resonating throughout the stadium.

One of the Dallas coaches even noticed that some of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders were so upset that they were merely lip-syncing the cheers.

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