Harry Maguire Should Have Been Top Of My Shopping List - Guardiola

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Monday, 7 October 2019

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Could Harry have done better at City?

Manchester City boss, Pep Guardiola, has finally 'seen the light', and has admitted that he should have signed central defender Harry Maguire in the summer.

Maguire, 26, eventually signed for City's rivals, Manchester United, in an £80million deal, bolstering their defence, so that they are now three places above the Premier League relegation zone, rather than in it.

Guardiola was speaking after yesterday's shock 2-0 home defeat at the hands of Wolves, which leaves his team a whopping eight points behind Liverpool in the title race. The loss leaves the Sky Blues with a mountain to climb if they are to overhaul Jurgen Klopp's team.

Pep said:

"Injuries have left us a bit thin on the ground at the back. With hindsight, I should have tried harder to get Maguire to sign for us. I made a mistake."

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