Stevenage Shirt Looks Like Burger King Staff Uniform!

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 2 August 2019

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Do you want fries with that?

The football season is upon us again, and the big news from the lower leagues is on the topic of fashion!

The new shirt to be worn during the 2019/20 football season by League Two side Stevenage F.C. is sure to have fans licking their lips in anticipation of a halftime meal, after it was unveiled last month, looking like the uniform of a Burger King staff member.

The red-and-white-thinly-striped shirt with red sleeves, comes with the Burger King logo emblazoned across the chest, and what look like faint grease marks, which will be a bugger to get out.

In a survey conducted amongst Stevenage fans by, 91% said they "wouldn't mind" if they were given a free Whopper at halftime, while even more respondents commented on the new shirt. A staggering 94% said they wouldn't wear it unless they were serving food at Burger King, and 97.8% said they wouldn't wipe their arse with it after doing a whopper.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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