Boot Throwing contest in Manchester goes viral

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Friday, 28 September 2018

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Kicking the crap out of each other is OUT in softy soccer, the new 'KICK' is 'Tossing your N++E boots at the manager!

A brand-new sport, soon to be televised live all over the planet, has millions of followers already on social media and its founder members a not so 'Special One' and another not so 'Special One' are marketing the sport with impunity!

The latest sport craze is called 'Boot Throwing' renamed after another infamous sport called "Hair Dryer Throwing' was copyrighted by a certain canny Scotsman and caused 'hairwaves' all over the planet after hairdryers were seen being tossed at superstar millionaire footy players who did not abide by his rules.

One famous player from then told The Currant Bun in his best Cockney, "Well mate, I ‘ad a’ ‘airdryer thrown at me by super ‘airdryer thrower, SAF, it me on the bonce like, and then every time we ‘ad a shit game like, the ‘airdryers flew, it was great fun mate!"

Present protagonists from outside the UK (it's a common thing in the modern footy world that everybody plays in the UK, but there ain’t any Brits involved) are spreading this fabulous new sport art and making sure the world knows about it!

The very basic rules are:

1) Get your most renowned multi-millionaire player to send an Instagram over the planet, laughing while their teammates are bottling it and he is being rested (rested my butt!! From what?). Then get a bollocking from the manager in public, take your designer boots off in public and, throw them at the manager in public!

2) Then the rest of the team joins in and everybody starts tossing their boots at each other!

Footy teams all over the planet, who have multi-millionaire superstars, are now copying the Manchester version and, soon it will be made into a computer game made by Playstation, called; "Tossing your designer Boots at the manager FIFA style!"

Co-Founders, A Portuguese super manager, and his French counterpart, have already copyrighted the game so they can earn even more millions!

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