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Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Funny story: Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Kobe Bryant wrote a heartfelt poem about retiring from NBA Basketball and all he's faced, just about, is flagrant abuse from some members of the writing community. Sure, some die-hard Kobe and Lakers fans think Shakespeare or Chaucer actually wrote t...

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Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Funny story: Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Amiko Aventurista, the world's leading journalist has done it again. In this exclusive interview with Hilary Clinton the former Secretary of State reveals what she did to prepare for the Congressional hearings regarding the events in Benghazi. Aventurista: Madam Secretary thank you for granting me this exclusive interview. And of course bienvenida a Maunabo, Puerto Rico. I can't believe you ag...

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FSU's Lead Ball Hog Rathan-Mayes 'Has Potential' Says Kobe.

Florida State guard Xavier Rathan-Mayes turned in a historic performance last night erupting for 30 points in the final 4:00 minutes of regulation. "I was just in the zone," said Rathan-Mayes a freshman from Canada, "My teammates had wide open l...

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Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Shaquille O'Neal has been hinting that he would like to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. O'Neal who played for the Lakers from 1996 to 2004 recently told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily...

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Shaquille O'Neal Challenges Kobe Bryant To A Pay Per View Boxing Match

Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Challenges Kobe Bryant To A Pay Per View Boxing Match

LOS ANGELES - Shaquille O'Neal sat down at a Los Angeles Burger Bandit and told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has always hated little punks who spout off at the mouth. The Big Fella was of course referring to former Los An...

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Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

Funny story: Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Pau Gasol has mentioned that he will most likely test the free agency waters and leave LaLaLand for good at the end of the current season. The Los Angeles Laker who wears #16 has made it known that he hates the way the Lakers ownersh...

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Shaquille O'Neal: Hey Kobe Bryant, I Can Still Play and Guess Who Can't?

Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal: Hey Kobe Bryant, I Can Still Play and Guess Who Can't?

LOS ANGELES - It certainly looks like Shaquille O'Neal has just bested Kobe Bryant in their ongoing feud. Bryant started it by saying that Shaq was one of the laziest players that he had ever played with. O'Neal fired back commenting that Kobe...

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The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss is one very attractive and determined woman. She has just informed the Lakers Board of Directors that her top priority for 2014 is to acquire the services of LeBron James of the Miami Heat. Ms.

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Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

Funny story: Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media. Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie B...

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An Angry Shaquille O'Neal Responds To Kobe Bryant's 'Lazy' Comment

Funny story: An Angry Shaquille O'Neal Responds To Kobe Bryant's 'Lazy' Comment

THE GRAND CANYON, Arizona - Shaquille O'Neal and several friends took some time off from their busy schedules to go rafting on the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon. Afterwards he was asked by Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine if he...

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Kobe Bryant: I Hated Playing With Shaquille O'Neal, He Was One Lazy Bro

Funny story: Kobe Bryant: I Hated Playing With Shaquille O'Neal, He Was One Lazy Bro

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's body may be hurting but there is certainly nothing wrong with his mouth as former teammate Shaquille O'Neal has found out. Bryant met with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant...

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The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

Funny story: The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

MILWAUKEE - Buckaroo Kazoo, sportswriter with The Turnstile Review stated that one would have thought that the Bucks had clinched a playoff berth as they went wild after beating the Left Coast Lakers. Coach Larry Drew's Bucks team has now improved...

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Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant was talking about basketball with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He was asked about the Lakers and if they will ever return to the greatest of years past. Kobe, who isn't shy replied, "Yeah, once I get mysel...

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Kobe Bryant Says That President Obama Could Play For The Lakers

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That President Obama Could Play For The Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant spoke with Rufus Reno a reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Reno asked him how he was feeling. Kobe shook his head and replied that he kind of feels like Wynonna Judd, John Goodman, and David Crosby all jumped o...

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The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers Nation has been hit pretty hard on back-to-back days. First Kobe Bryant announces that he is done for the NBA season and now Steve Nash has said that he is following in his teammate Kobe's footsteps and he will not play f...

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Could Kobe Bryant Be Replacing Charles Barkley At TNT Sports?

Funny story: Could Kobe Bryant Be Replacing Charles Barkley At TNT Sports?

ATLANTA - There are rumblings in the front office at TNT Sports regarding Kobe Bryant. Now that Los Angeles Lakers doctors have said that Bryant is out for the rest of the season TNT is considering hiring the Lakers superstar to be a sports analys...

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Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

Funny story: Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson has hinted that he may want to get his money refunded for the remaining Laker home games. The Laker Girl cheerleaders are in tears and a tremendous cheer has gone up in the state of Colorado. The leader of the Laker...

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Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

Funny story: Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

NEW YORK CITY - Phil Jackson was in the Big Apple to make an appearance on his long time friend Larry King's talk show The Viagra View. Phil was asked how he was enjoying retirement. He grinned and said that it was great not having to listen to Ja...

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