Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 26 January 2014

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Afghanistan has decided to black out Super Bowl XLVIII.

KABUL, Afghanistan - The government of Afghanistan has just announced that it has decided that it will not be broadcasting this year's Super Bowl game.

A representative for the country stated that it was decided to black out the football game between the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks due to the fact that the American infidels are still occupying their country.

Afghanistan has repeatedly texted President Barack Obama and insisted that the U.S. military leave immediately but so far the only response they have received from the White House is "The United States will be staying in Afghanistan until such time as President Obama sees fit to leave and not one friggin day sooner."

The government of Afghanistan has already stated that they will no longer be shipping camel meat to America and now that they have been disrespected by the Western power they have decided not to show Super Bowl XLVIII.

SIDENOTE: Reports are that Coca-Cola, McDonalds, Budweiser, Viagra, GoDaddy, and dozens of other Super Bowl advertisers are furious since they will all end up losing millions of dollars due to the fact that Afghani viewers will not see their commercials.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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