President Obama Calls Up Seattle Seahawks Trash-Talker Richard Sherman

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

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President Obama talking on the phone with Richard "Trash Mouth" Sherman.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that the president has made a phone call to Richard Sherman, cornerback with the Super Bowl bound Seattle Seahawks.

President Obama told Sherman that he had better control his brat-like temper and not get carried away and hollering up a storm like some playground bully when the Seahawks meet the Denver Broncos in Super Bowl XLVIII (48).

The president let Sherm the Germ, as Vice-President Biden has nicknamed him, know that his two young daughters Malia and Sasha will be watching the game and he does not want to have them hear any potty mouth comments coming out of his vulgarian mouth.

President Obama reminded Rich the Itch, as Madonna pegged him, that billions of people all over the world will be watching and he does not want people in Turkey, Japan, Switzerland, or Upper Shambutu thinking that all blacks are as ignorantly stupid and horrendously ill-mannered as he is.

SIDENOTE: The president did not want it put out but an inside source stated that he let Richard Sherman know that if he gets out of line, he will have the IRS go back 5 years and check his income tax returns with a fine tooth comb (three times).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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