Manchester United collapse leads to outbreak of humour

Funny story written by radiogagger

Sunday, 20 October 2013

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Comedy writers took to their computers in force this weekend to celebrate and mock Manchester United and their terrible form under new gaffer David Moyes.

On twitter, @JohnNotTerry mocked up a pic of Moyes selling burgers in his new job. @Football_Jokes said Moyes was celebrating his team getting a draw against 'a top four team' (Southampton).

Other tweets included 'In Moyes We Trust' with a picture of Mourinho, Wenger, AVB and Rodgers (bosses of Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham and Liverpool)

@FootyGags made Danny Welbeck their target with the following :Why did Danny Welbeck cross the road?.. He didn't, he can't even cross that

Footy_Jokes chipped in with this philisophical thought:
Arsene Wenger - Economic mind.
Jose Mourinho - Intelligent mind.
Brendan Rodgers - Tactical mind.
David Moyes - Never mind!

Another joker remarked "Moyes has been trying to get Everton above United for 10 years - he's finally achieved it"

Comedian @AndrewLawrence tweeted "People keep saying Moyes is all wrong for United, but I think he's a great manager to have in a relegation battle"

And finally - until the next red devil disaster - @stupidfootball wrote: Replacing Ferguson with Moyes was the worst mistake in football since Liverpool bid £3.5m for Carroll and forgot to add the decimal point.

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