David Moyes writes book about his first three months at Manchester United

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Thursday, 24 October 2013

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The David Moyes Diaries - Coming Soon

Manc'ester Disunited gaffer David Boyes sensationally tried to grab the attention away from retired Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson today by announcing his own book will be published next week, revealing all the secrets from his first three months at Old Trafford.

Fans will be queuing up to read the inside gossip on contract negotiations with teenage sensation two goal hero Adman Jacuzzi, the last minute transfer deadline day signing of Mario Fellaini from his old club Everton and the shocking home defeat to unfancied West Bromwich Albion.

Moyes is also expected to reveal his conversations with want-away Wayne Rooney, who the previous manager, Sir Fergus, said 'is not the sharpest tool in the box'.

A spokeperson for Moyes and Manchester United said the book will be a perfect stocking filler for Crimbo, and will be on sale first thing tomorrow morning in all good bookshops.

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