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Funny story: Sunday Bloody Sunderland

Sunday Bloody Sunderland

Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson has confirmed what the rest of the world already knows: that Sunderland are shite. Darren, who himself is quite shite, was caught on camera slagging off everything he could about the team, the city, his neighbou...

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Funny story: Geordie Land is hoping for a Lourdes miracle!

Geordie Land is hoping for a Lourdes miracle!

By employing a Scottish Messiah and sacking a Portuguese Madonna, it seems that these two representatives of Geordies fantasies have failed to work miracles in and around the area called Geordie Land! Sunderland fans were observed yesterday prayin...

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Funny story: David Moyes becomes an Undertaker!

David Moyes becomes an Undertaker!

Stuttering, sub-standard, soccer manager, David Moyes who once ruled the roost at mighty Manchester United for only 10 months as The Chosen One, Everton and Real Sociedad, who gave him a Spanish boot in the cojones too, has decided enough is enough!...

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Funny story: David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

One year on and we take a look back at David Moyes time as manager of Manchester United July 1st - Fails to recognise Wayne Rooney on first day at job. Despite managing him at Everton. Rooney never properly forgives him. July 18th - Moyes sugge...

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Funny story: McClaren and Moyes co-found support group

McClaren and Moyes co-found support group

Steve McClaren and David Moyes have co-founded a support group for battered and abused sporting managers, with the hope of providing an environment to rehabilitate anyone who joins. Both the co-founders have arguably received the most ridicule and...

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Funny story: David Moyes Released Back Into The Wild

David Moyes Released Back Into The Wild

After completing a distinguished career as Manchester United manager spanning nearly 10 months, former Everton and Preston North End manager David Moyes was re-released into his native Scottish highland habitat yesterday. Walking northward towar...

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Funny story: Moyes admits he shouldn't have taken Manchester United manager job in the first place

Moyes admits he shouldn't have taken Manchester United manager job in the first place

The ousted manager of Manchester United, Chris Moyles, has openly admitted on a couch on some breakfast television programme that no one really watches, that he perhaps shouldn't have taken the manager's job at the Manchester united Football club in...

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Funny story: Moyes tells van Gaal he's Double Dutch!

Moyes tells van Gaal he's Double Dutch!

Ex-Man Utd manager has been in touch with the favourite to take his place, Nederland coach, Louis van Gaal, and told him, and I quote; "You must be f++kíng mad laddie!" King Louis replied in his best kings Dutch, "Gottverdomme klootzak!"...

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Funny story: David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

Although crucified by both press and players, it was revealed this morning that Moyes wasn't 'the chosen one'. Alex Ferguson had described the job of leading the 'Red Devils' as being as difficult as 'Moses parting the waves, or Noah building his...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Temporary Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs is said to have his eye on a lot of teenage talent, according to reports from Manchester. Giggs is especially interested in 19 year old Kirsty Brown and 18 year old Kelly Goodwin, whom he met outside...

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Funny story: Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Manchester United's descent into mediocrity is due to a plague of purple lizard humanoids. David Ike, not to be confused with David Icke or David Moyes phoned the Spoof's Manchester United Crisis phone line this morning offering his services as co...

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Funny story: David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

A medical examination by healthcare workers at Old Trafford has revealed that Manchester United manager David Moyes is now 'older' than former boss Sir Alex Ferguson. Moyes, who took control over the Reds in July 2013, was 50 years old at the time...

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Funny story: Robin van Persie tells United to "f*ck off" in double Dutch!

Robin van Persie tells United to "f*ck off" in double Dutch!

Star Dutch footballer, RVP (not RIP), thought he was being particularly clever during an interview with a Dutch TV team and actually told his fellow United losers to, "fuck off" in perfect Dutch of course. Now Robin, like many other Dutch chauveni...

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Funny story: Who the F is Captain Moyes?

Who the F is Captain Moyes?

Hangover report on the state of Manchester United's feeble attempts to play football in 2014! MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS REPORTS: Blind Captain Moyes (why take Kagawa off and replace him with a one footed parrot?) has hit an iceberg with his sinking Titanic and the first to jump ship are the "Roo & Ro" rats! Where were they? Searching for their amputated injured legs or too busy countin...

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Funny story: The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

Old Trafford, Manchester: Like the Politburo standing high above, the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again... Manchester United all in name, keep losing. It has been reported that the 'Phantom Raspberry Blowe...

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Funny story: Thousands of Man U fans turn blue as van Persie injury is announced!

Thousands of Man U fans turn blue as van Persie injury is announced!

The red side of Manchester was in turmoil today as Moyes (who?) announced that his Dutch, superstar striker, Robin van Persie, will miss 8 games over the festive period! Thousands of Chinese, Japanese, and other Asian origin Reds were seen stormin...

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Funny story: Moyes Quits!

Moyes Quits!

The world of Manchester United Football Club was shaken to its very foundations earlier today when it was revealed that cleaning operative Madge Moyes, newly-recruited to the cleaning pool in the summer, had quit. Moyes, 50, who had only been at O...

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