The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 21 October 2013

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Tom Brady's wife Gisele Bundchen has been criticized by Patriots fans for wearing way too much lipstick.

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets showed the New England Patriots that they are not as invincible as Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady think they are.

The Jets beat the Boston boys 30-27 on an overtime field goal which now drops the Pats to 5-2.

Tight End Rob Gronkowski returned after suffering a tongue injury but football fans from the Left Coast to the Right Coast can clearly see that the Brady Bunch is certainly missing the likes of talented receivers Wes "Rocky" Welker and Aaron "Jailbird" Hernandez.

After the game Coach Belichick allegedly warned the reporters not to ask him any questions because he was definitely poised to bite someone.

Tom Brady merely sat by his locker and mumbled something about dropped passes.

Meanwhile Brady's wife, shoe model Gisele Bundchen, told reporters outside the locker room that her husband is the greatest football player in the history of football but he is not a field goal kicker.

SIDENOTE: Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just named Gisele Bundchen as The Most Annoying Wife In All of Sports.

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