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"The 40 mile man", Peyton Manning is at the Crossroads

The sun always sets in the West and it looks like it is setting on the career of future Hall of Fame QB Peyton Manning. With all of his business nearly finished and injuries starting to wear on his body, the best sports betting system would say time...

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Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw passes in untold years of NFL games

Funny story: Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw passes in untold years of NFL games

Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw a football. Peyton Manning's 10-yard pass to fellow Denver Broncos wide receiver Emmanuel Sanders about halfway through the game Thursday night (Sept. 17) at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City...

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Peyton Manning Thinking About Retiring

Funny story: Peyton Manning Thinking About Retiring

DENVER - One of the NFL's greatest quarterbacks has hinted that he may consider hanging up his football cleats. Peyton Manning spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine and told him that he still cannot believe that his Denver Bronc...

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Stephen Hawking Helped Seattle Super Bowl Win

Funny story: Stephen Hawking Helped Seattle Super Bowl Win

Mastermind Stephen Hawking talked to reporters this morning that he had been reading the news this morning and has admitted that he had helped the Seattle Seahawks win the Super Bowl. He claims that it was an accident on his part. "Gentleman ca...

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The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

NEW YORK CITY - Well at least no one can say that the weather was a factor in the outcome of Super Bowl XLVIII, which the Seattle Seahawks won 43-8. But as many sports writers wrote the only factor in the Seattle Seahawks blowout victory over the...

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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame, says that he feels that he has now become as popular as Peyton Manning, Ryan Seacrest, George Clooney, and even Regis Philbin. He revealed to local rep...

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Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

Funny story: Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

The Denver Broncos have signed one of the world's best sumo wrestlers to a two-year contract it was announced today. The Broncos front office told the Sporting News that with this guy playing center in front of him, they hope to keep Peyton Mannin...

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Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

DENVER - Hundreds of sports writers from all over the world have written why they feel the Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots 26-16. Some blamed it on the fact that Tom Brady did not pass enough. Others blamed it on the fact that the...

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Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

Funny story: Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - The Denver Broncos will host the New England Patriots in the American Football Conference Championship Game. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno talked with Peyton Manning and asked him if he will do anything different to prepare...

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Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

Funny story: Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

FOXBORO, Massachusetts - New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is feeling a bit cocky as he has just predicted that his team will beat the Houston Texans in Houston by 32 points. Brady still celebrating their 34-31 victory over Peyton Manning...

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Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

Funny story: Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

DENVER - The Denver Broncos led the New England Patriots 24-0 at the halftime, but unfortunately they had to play the second half and they ended up losing 34-31. Denver Coach John Fox said after the game that his Broncos ran into the worst blizzar...

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The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

Funny story: The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

SAN DIEGO - Several Denver Broncos players say that they hate playing in California because of the possibility of earthquakes. But the San Diego Chargers were the ones who felt the tremblers as they fell to the Broncos by a score of 28-20. The...

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Peyton Manning: I Owed Indianapolis That One!

Funny story: Peyton Manning: I Owed Indianapolis That One!

Was Peyton Manning actually indicating that he helped the Colts beat his new team, the Denver Broncos Sunday? "Of course not", stated a spokesman for the Broncos. "Peyton wouldn't do that. He's too competitive. It was a joke or something." On t...

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The Indianapolis Colts Spoil Peyton Manning's Homecoming As They Beat The Denver Broncos 39-33

Funny story: The Indianapolis Colts Spoil Peyton Manning's Homecoming As They Beat The Denver Broncos 39-33

INDIANAPOLIS - Eight hours after the NFL game of the month ended the jubilant fans of Indianapolis were still celebrating by chanting Luck! Luck! Luck! in reference to Andrew Luck, the quarterback who replaced their former messiah Peyton Manning.

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Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos Defeat Eli Manning's New York Giants 41-23 In The Manning Bowl

Funny story: Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos Defeat Eli Manning's New York Giants 41-23 In The Manning Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning and his Rocky Mountain Broncos rode into The Big Apple and when they were through there was apple sauce all over the place. Billed as the Manning Bowl, the Broncos defeated the hometown Giants 41-23. Archie and O...

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The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

Funny story: The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning led his Denver Broncos to a 49-27 victory over the Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens in the first game of the 2013 NFL season. Peyton threw an unbelievable 7 touchdown passes as he completed 27 passes out of 47.

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Broncos Lose To The Ravens 38-35 In Overtime - The Tim Tebow Curse Got 'Em!

Funny story: Broncos Lose To The Ravens 38-35 In Overtime - The Tim Tebow Curse Got 'Em!

DENVER - There were some snow flurries and the temperature was 6 degrees but Baltimore Raven's kicker Justin Tucker's foot was hot as he nailed a 47-yard field goal in overtime to stop Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos dead in their tracks 38-35. Sp...

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Tom Brady 'Admires' Peyton Manning

Tom Brady took an interesting approach to the 'old man' of the game, Peyton Manning. Like some fawning rookie just starting to play in the NFL, Tom took the high road to deliver a low blow. When asked what he thought about Peyton Manning, Brady r...

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