Kobe Bryant Hints He May Leave The Lakers And Play In China

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

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Kobe stated that he may be heading over to play in Shanghai, China. (Photo courtesy of www.mapsandstuff.ink)

LOS ANGELES - The two LaLaLand individuals who are the most disappointed due to the collapse of the Lakers are Kobe Bryant and Jack Nicholson.

It is no secret that Kobe lives and breathes purple and gold and so does the season ticket holding, front row sitting, 76-year-old actor.

After getting swept out of the playoffs 4 games to none by the San Antonio Spurs, Bryant is still upset, depressed, and as angry as a woodpecker with a flaccid beak in a baseball bat factory.

In fact, Bryant reportedly hinted to his hair stylist, FuFi Fondue that he is so embarrassed that he may just leave the United States and go play in China.

He said that he received a call from the president and CEO of the Shanghai Chopstickers, who offered him a two year contract worth $30 million per year.

SIDENOTE: Kobe spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and sports writer Rufus Reno verified that the player known as El Vino has already enrolled in a Chinese language course at Left Coast College in Carpinteria.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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