NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Addresses The Derek Hough Romance Rumors

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 13 May 2013

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Danica is alleged to have been spotted by the world famous Hollywood sign in a car with Derek Hough.

TARZANA, California - Now that Danica Patrick's divorce is finally finalized, it is no secret that the race car driver is being hit on by guys not only in the auto racing business but in every aspect of the entertainment industry as well.

NASCAR enthusiasts say that Danica is involved with fellow race car driver Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

People in the movie business say that she has said that she has a bit of a crush on actor Zac Efron, and others feel that she and John "The Player" Mayer could make some wonderful music together.

But according to Tittle Tattle Tonight Danica has no interest whatsoever in getting within 20 feet of Mayer, whom she described as a dirty old man who is the most lasciviously lewd horndog she has ever known.

Tapioca Swizzle with 3T asked her about the fresh off the press rumor that she was seen parked out by the world famous Hollywood sign with Dancing With The Star's Derek Hough.

Danica blushed as she spilled her bottle of Aye Caramba Beer and said that she has no idea who started that rumor but it is not true.

SIDENOTE: Danica did confess that she would not mind going out with Derek but he has not tried to contact her.

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